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Aaron R. Garcia (Jason X)
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4 days ago

Tucker Carlson Views Extended Version of Justice League and Gives It a Positive Spin

Zack Snyder turned over the extended 4,100 hour uncut version of Justice League to Tucker Carlson (because he promised he would). On Tucker Carlson Tonight, Carlson showed select scenes describing them as “sensible” and “logical” in an attempt to show how peaceful and pleasant the movie really is. Carlson showed…

Politics

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Tucker Carlson Views Extended Version of Justice League and Gives It a Positive Spin
Tucker Carlson Views Extended Version of Justice League and Gives It a Positive Spin
Politics

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Mar 6

5 Compelling Reasons to Work from Home

Now that celebrity Covid-19 has mostly become a has-been, companies are requiring workers to come back to the office and return to pre-Covid work policies. A lot of people are very unhappy with this. However, companies are emphasizing the importance of face-to-face interaction and collaboration in the office. …

Working Remotely

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5 Compelling Reasons to Work from Home
5 Compelling Reasons to Work from Home
Working Remotely

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Mar 2

The User Pool Novel — 9. McKinney

Long before Smithee started working at the Company, McKinney scheduled a meeting with me entitled “3D Pornography.” McKinney was the Network Manager who, on the surface, fit the stereotype perfectly: glasses, short hair with no discernible style, pleated slacks, white tube socks and those hybrid dress shoes that fell somewhere…

Office

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The User Pool Novel — 9. McKinney
The User Pool Novel — 9. McKinney
Office

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Feb 27

Marjorie Taylor Greene Proposes Christian Standard Time for the World

While congress debates the elimination of Daylight Saving in the US, the outspoken Representative from Georgia, Marjorie Taylor Greene, proposes the world change to CST, or Christian Standard Time, so that we can eliminate the need to “count on our fingers” what time it is in other countries. …

Marjorie Taylor Greene

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Marjorie Taylor Greene Proposes Christian Standard Time for the World
Marjorie Taylor Greene Proposes Christian Standard Time for the World
Marjorie Taylor Greene

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Feb 21

Articles About How to Get Traffic to Your Website are Vaporware

When Steve Martin was doing standup as an up-and-coming comedian, he had a bit that went something like this: You can be a millionaire and never pay taxes. How, you ask? First: get a million dollars. Every article I’ve read about how to increase traffic to your website is the…

Website Traffic

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Articles About How to Get Traffic to Your Website are Vaporware
Articles About How to Get Traffic to Your Website are Vaporware
Website Traffic

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Jan 26

The Benefits of Procrastination

Benjamin Franklin once said: Don’t put off until tomorrow what you can do today. Are these words of wisdom? Or just an insult to the universe? I say, the latter. With the recent rains in California, my Ring doorbell lost its WIFI connection. I tried resetting it, but that didn’t…

Self Improvement

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The Benefits of Procrastination
The Benefits of Procrastination
Self Improvement

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Mar 1, 2022

IT: Centralized vs. Decentralized Services

I recently informed the CFO (of the business division I support) that a corporate decision had been made to centralize Engineering and Product services. His response: “Oh, I didn’t realize the company hired a new CIO.” The business understands that when a new CIO joins a company, IT either moves…

It

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IT: Centralized vs. Decentralized Services
IT: Centralized vs. Decentralized Services
It

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Jan 19, 2022

Five Ways to Become a Less Positive Person

You’re at a party and you meet up with someone you haven’t seen in a while, and you are surprised to find them more confident, more positive, and an all-around happier person than the last encounter. And you want to punch that person right in the face. As a writer…

Satire

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Five Ways to Become a Less Positive Person
Five Ways to Become a Less Positive Person
Satire

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Jan 2, 2021

The User Pool — 3. Dereliction

The day Mulhausen shot the CIO in weekly staff was also the day I ignored Blair all morning. Although she was pissed off and cannily antagonistic toward me for allegedly having sex with my wife, I pretended to be pissed off and cannily antagonistic toward her for no apparent reason…

Office Politics

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The User Pool — 3. Dereliction
The User Pool — 3. Dereliction
Office Politics

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Oct 31, 2020

Stop Writing Down Your Goals

In the words of Pablo Picasso: Our goals can only be reached through a vehicle of a plan, in which we must fervently believe, and upon which we must vigorously act. There is no other route to success. Kind of makes you wonder: was this Picasso person really an artist…

Goal Setting

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Stop Writing Down Your Goals
Stop Writing Down Your Goals
Goal Setting

4 min read

Aaron R. Garcia (Jason X)

Aaron R. Garcia (Jason X)

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Novelist/Screenwriter. Satire and murder. www.theuserpool.com www.aaronrgarcia.com

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